The Melky Way

Melky Cabrera

He led the offense with his hitting
Yet all the while he was committing
A violation, now he’s sitting
A 50-game suspension.

Melkmen and Melkmaids they embraced him
Opposing pitchers feared to face him
Now his juicing has disgraced him
A stupid indiscretion.

Today a baseball gloom descended
We Giants fans have been upended
We wonder, has the season ended?
The million-dollar question.