There was an outfielder named Pat
Some ladies did call him “the Bat”
That’s not a misnomer
The guy could hit homers
And he wasn’t too shabby to look at.
There was an outfielder named Pat
Some ladies did call him “the Bat”
That’s not a misnomer
The guy could hit homers
And he wasn’t too shabby to look at.
In Write Field 
Lovely Ode.
Reminds me of Ode to a Grecian Urn and Mr. Gould. Sort of.