Are stinky feet the social norm
To which these girls look to conform
By wearing Ugg boots when it’s warm?
To me, it just looks silly.
Worn by someone mini-skirted
In summer, well that’s just perverted
The laws of fashion are subverted
And these Ugg-nuts are guilty.
There‘s really only one solution
We need a footwear revolution
I beg you, end this style pollution!
Comrades, are you with me?